1
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Jade, Captain Black helped you get a seat in the substitute's place.

2
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Why don't you watch the game?

3
00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,677
Then miss out on the real excitement?

4
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You mean, dangerous.

5
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The Hand of Darkness wanders around, looking for demonic portals.

6
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So? If they open it, just blow on the flute

7
00:00:18,785 --> 00:00:21,087
and threw the devil out of the park

8
00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:22,489
to its place of origin.

9
00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:26,459
You have all the chi spell ingredients for the Sky Demon, Uncle?

10
00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:29,896
Bat wing ash, lotus oil,

11
00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:32,399
hummingbird saliva, root beer...

12
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Root beer?

13
00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:35,402
Sorry, mine.

14
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That's your fifth soda.

15
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One for each hot dog.

16
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Must accompany him with something.

17
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I don't know where all the food is.

18
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Heartburn.

19
00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:50,016
You have to do this now?

20
00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,218
Hello? Five sodas?

21
00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,466
Boss.

22
00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:09,235
You must not go to places that have not been touched by humans.

23
00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:12,372
We're not leaving, Fool.

24
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Hsi Wu, the Heavenly Demon, came out.

25
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Jade.

26
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JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES

27
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Jade.

28
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Tohru, we have to prepare the chi spell.

29
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Jade!

30
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- Charge! - Chan!

31
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Excuse me. I'll pay later. Thank You.

32
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Take your programs.

33
00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:13,493
Uncle?

34
00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,662
A moment.

35
00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,801
Welcome back, Hsi Wu.

36
00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,139
Those people cheering for me?

37
00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:28,374
Uncle.

38
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Come back.

39
00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:37,951
Come on.

40
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Finally.

41
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His old man.

42
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Attack him.

43
00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,632
Add this to our bill.

44
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I'm not coming back, human.

45
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Looks like I'm here to stay.

46
00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:17,357
Jade was in the substitutes' seat, but is now back in the match.

47
00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:26,032
Jade, don't open the door!

48
00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,736
- Now? - Please.

49
00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:39,646
Take my tail.

50
00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:45,985
This doesn't work.

51
00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:50,123
Of course not. The devil is out of reach.

52
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Tail.

53
00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:55,194
I don't care if you wear a dress, Valmont.

54
00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:57,764
You can't go into the girls' room.

55
00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:03,536
Where is he going?

56
00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:06,339
Disappear.

57
00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:09,942
Captain Black, isn't this outside your jurisdiction?

58
00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:13,312
Let's just say we love the Red Sox.

59
00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:14,447
Jackie.

60
00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:16,616
Look at this.

61
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Jackie, control the tail!

62
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I'm trying, Uncle.

63
00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:35,134
I don't think the tail likes you, Jackie.

64
00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:39,639
Get this away from me!

65
00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:44,977
The tail was looking for its owner, Hsi Wu, the Sky Demon.

66
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Help!

67
00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:58,091
This chest is now protected by a chi spell.

68
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Black magic couldn't touch him.

69
00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:05,264
Until we find a way to harness that tail,

70
00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:08,368
we have to be careful.

71
00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:12,905
The chi powder will prevent the devil from entering,

72
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unless they are invited.

73
00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:32,191
So, I need an invitation, huh?

74
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Jade, are you joining the spring dance Friday night?

75
00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,065
I'm still considering it.

76
00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:42,568
Then who are you going with, ninja?

77
00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,404
Or do you just fight with them?

78
00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,676
You're a riot, Drew.

79
00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:01,287
Drew, who are you going with?

80
00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:02,755
Your mother?

81
00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:06,159
No, I...

82
00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:08,461
Mother's child.

83
00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:11,097
Thank You.

84
00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:15,501
I'm Hsi Wu... Seymour Wujahoozitz.

85
00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:18,471
I'm Jade Chan. You must be new.

86
00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:20,706
Yes, I just flew into town.

87
00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,775
Then, Jade, is that true?

88
00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:24,944
Of course. What?

89
00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:27,513
Is it true that you fought ninjas?

90
00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:29,348
Of course.

91
00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:32,351
Then Jackie knocked him out on a roller coaster track.

92
00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,321
That's amazing.

93
00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,023
It is nothing.

94
00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:40,326
Later, Jackie was worse than those ninjas.

95
00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:41,527
For example?

96
00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:44,030
You probably won't believe this,

97
00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:46,799
but yesterday, we captured a demon's body part.

98
00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,668
- Impossible. - Possible.

99
00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,803
- You want to see? - Of course.

100
00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:03,549
It's best not to. I don't want you to get into trouble.

101
00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:06,219
Problems always follow me. Come on in.

102
00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,887
Okay.

103
00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:14,694
I guarantee you've never seen anything like it.

104
00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:17,029
You'd be surprised, Jade.

105
00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,012
Strange, huh?

106
00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:35,815
Jade! What are you doing?

107
00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:39,852
Who are you?

108
00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:41,821
Uncle, what's wrong?

109
00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:45,491
Jade opens the chest containing the you-know-what.

110
00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:47,960
Jade, you can't open the chest

111
00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,162
contains you-know-what.

112
00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:52,598
Jade didn't open it. I'm the one who opened it.

113
00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:57,169
Black magic cannot touch white magic.

114
00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:59,338
Show me your burn scars, Devil Child.

115
00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,309
I didn't mean to cause trouble, sir.

116
00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:07,079
I just want to see the contents.

117
00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,085
This is Seymour.

118
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:14,654
- Hi. - Hello.

119
00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:18,157
Nice to meet lots of people.

120
00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:27,400
Jade's friend is so polite.

121
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,870
Uncle, Jade finally has a friend her age.

122
00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:34,173
This can keep him away from portals and demons.

123
00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:39,245
Seymour, thanks for the help. Nobody has ever done that to me.

124
00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,347
That is what friends are for.

125
00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:43,215
Well then, see you tomorrow?

126
00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:44,617
Possible.

127
00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:51,457
Until tomorrow.

128
00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:03,235
Seymour has more fun than the other kids at school.

129
00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:04,804
We like the same things.

130
00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,672
And he really listened to me.

131
00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:10,876
We are like yin and yang.

132
00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,378
yang and yin.

133
00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:14,046
Good and bad?

134
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,183
Left and right. Two parts in one unit.

135
00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:19,652
I just doubt whether Seymour knows.

136
00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:22,822
Just take her to the school dance.

137
00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:26,659
Some kind of date? We're just friends.

138
00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,328
Besides, what if he rejects her?

139
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,668
Because the tail wants to find its owner,

140
00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:39,138
I will coat it with chi spell material,

141
00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:43,242
then let go and let him lead us towards Hsi Wu.

142
00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:47,246
There the tails will merge again and attack the demon with chi spells.

143
00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,782
I'll activate it by blowing the flute.

144
00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:56,389
Once you blow it, the tails will come together.

145
00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,528
What's that, Uncle?

146
00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,830
Green bean sandwiches for the road.

147
00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:05,965
Journey?

148
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,702
Maybe the Sky Demon was already halfway around the world.

149
00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:15,174
- So, we are going in to study? - Maybe later.

150
00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:18,244
There is something I want to give you.

151
00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:23,349
Look? This is a friendship medal.

152
00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:26,018
You know, two halves of one coin.

153
00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:30,322
I want to see how...

154
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,224
How we look when we wear it.

155
00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:33,993
Do you have a mirror inside?

156
00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:35,428
Do you really like him?

157
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,329
You can wear it to a dance party.

158
00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:41,701
I'll use it, but who knows if I'll be able to come. You?

159
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,003
I? Why do I...

160
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,473
Actually, I want to come along,

161
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:50,409
but I need to call my mom and ask her permission.

162
00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:53,145
I have to come in to borrow your phone.

163
00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:54,647
Not a problem.

164
00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,785
Do we keep dogs?

165
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,922
Interesting disguise, Uncle.

166
00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,462
I smell magic.

167
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,766
Can!

168
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:18,671
Hsi Wu! I told you I don't like it.

169
00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:21,207
- You... - The devil?

170
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,643
Still want to go to the dance with me?

171
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,145
No.

172
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:31,517
No! Once the tail is together.

173
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:41,127
Remove the spell on my tail, Uncle, or die.

174
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,229
Uncle!

175
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,164
Uncle!

176
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,269
Bad.

177
00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:56,976
Jade, return to Section 13.

178
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,044
But this is a personal matter.

179
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:00,446
That's precisely the problem.

180
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:01,680
Promise me.

181
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,116
Promise.

182
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:15,060
What did you do with my tail, Uncle Cunning?

183
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,963
Ancient saying. None of your business.

184
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,866
I don't want to play around.

185
00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,102
Remove your magic from my tail

186
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:25,604
or you'll wish you had wings.

187
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:27,840
Something that is cursed cannot be returned.

188
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,776
Just cast another spell.

189
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:33,913
How can I cast a spell without my spell book?

190
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,950
Hsi Wu came this way earlier.

191
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,720
We need wings to find Uncle. What...

192
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,858
The Sky Demon!

193
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:54,633
I was wrong.

194
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,544
Mung beans.

195
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,146
From Uncle's sandwich?

196
00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:09,515
Green bean trail.

197
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,537
Fight fire with fire.

198
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,707
Unite yin with yang.

199
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,186
Greetings, Brother Wu.

200
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,554
Did you bring it?

201
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,357
The Old Man's books. This.

202
00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:53,792
Nosebleed City.

203
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:06,071
The book already exists. Look for the spell.

204
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,378
These are not my reading glasses.

205
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:18,917
Uncle, run!

206
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:22,888
Where to?

207
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:24,089
Catch Chan.

208
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,371
What the heck...

209
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:40,973
Guys.

210
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:42,741
Want to dance?

211
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:44,943
Come on.

212
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,060
You! How to?

213
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,561
Talisman mathematics.

214
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,964
Hovering plus speed equals flying.

215
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,301
Jade, what are you...

216
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,436
How do you...

217
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,004
Where are you...

218
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,572
Later.

219
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,821
Jackie, the zipper's stuck.

220
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,089
My tail.

221
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,564
Uncle!

222
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,668
Thank You.

223
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,071
Jade, you have to free Hsi Wu's tail.

224
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,072
Okay.

225
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,482
Jackie, Uncle is fine.

226
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,053
I'll find the spell myself.

227
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:02,187
Mine.

228
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:30,682
Nougat candy.

229
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:42,761
The bag can't be opened.

230
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,891
The choice is yours, Jackie Chan.

231
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,726
Destroyed or charred.

232
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,018
Hooray!

233
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,991
Jackie, it's time to blow the flute.

234
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:54,333
I want my tail.

235
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,435
Just take it.

236
00:18:57,503 --> 00:19:00,005
No, wait.

237
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,483
Tails, you lost.

238
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,256
Once again, use feeling.

239
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:34,206
Goodbye, Seymour.

240
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,578
I told you that boy is too polite.

241
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:40,712
Uncle.

242
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,447
I'm sorry, Jade.

243
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,083
I know you want to go to the dance tonight.

244
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:48,820
So I can do the chicken dance with the devil? Don't hope.

245
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:57,029
You're right about the good and the bad, T.

246
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,131
There's going to be another dance party, Jade.

247
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:02,267
That's enough. I'm not interested in Seymour anymore.

248
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:05,070
I miss having someone to listen.

249
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,107
Someone like you.

250
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:21,153
Yin and yang, big and small, you and me.

251
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,228
- Hi, Jackie. - Yes?

252
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:32,230
What do you want to add to your pizza?

253
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,068
Only one type. Pepperoni.

254
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,937
Very thick double pepperoni.

255
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:42,374
Also very cooked and hot.

256
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,943
Just that.


